The Right Way to Celebrate Cake and Cunnilingus Day

by Angel's Secret April 10, 2020

I think we can all agree that Valentine's Day is a bit over the top as a whole. Sure, it's romantic, and it has been celebrated for centuries, but the way couples celebrate has changed over time. As it happens to fall just one month after the notorious Valentine's Day, I would like to introduce you to steak and burgers.

It is a day dedicated to cake and cunilingus!

April was once associated with 4/20, but you couldn't be more wrong! April 14th is being taken over by everyone who has a vagina. So enjoy some sweet cakes and clitoral play, and give your partner something to talk about when you aren't around.

As a whole, I think we're a little tired of Valentine's Day. Sure, it's romantic, and it has been celebrated for a very long time, but we've entered a new era as couples and how they celebrate. Today is steak and BJ day, which falls one month after the notorious Valentine's Day. Now, without further ado, I present

CUNNILINGUS AND CAKE DAY!

It was your assumption that April was all about 4/20, but you could not be more wrong! April 14th is being taken over by all the females with vaginas. Celebrate with some sweet cakes and clitoral play, and give your partner something to talk about when you are gone.

STEP 1:

If you do not know how to read or follow precise directions, it may seem extremely difficult at first, but rest assured you can always buy a box brand if you are having trouble. Usually by this point, you should have a good sense of your partner's favorite flavor, but if not, you will have to guess. If they have an allergy you forgot about, you might as well have the wrong cake. Unfortunately, we cannot assist you with that. Let's assume you will make a vanilla cake. Here are the ingredients you will need:

Flour, butter, baking powder, salt, sugar, eggs, milk and vanilla extract. We’ll get to the frosting later.

We will begin by describing the three most important steps to follow when baking a cake:

Grease up your baking pan. Whether it’s round, square, rectangle or whatever the shape, you’re gonna want to prep properly. If you have a sense of humour, then I’d seriously suggest getting a hilarious Pecker Pan.
Make sure you have all the ingredients you need. Sometimes I’ve been left in the middle of the baking only to realize I have 2 eggs and not 4. It happens.
Preheat your oven or your time management will be completely off.

These additional moments can lead to a greater sense of satisfaction, just as foreplay does. In spite of the fact that you may end up screwing it up, the thought was there, and I have heard that it is the thought that is important.

Don't be discouraged if your cake baking results are disappointing, just as with sex. It does not matter if this is your first time baking or if you are a regular baker, practice makes perfect, and your partner will appreciate your efforts.

CUNNILINGUS - WHAT IS IT?

An oral stimulation of female genitalia is known as cunnilingus. In essence, it involves going down on a female and stimulating the clit. Despite the popularity it enjoys by many women, it has a reputation for being difficult to accomplish (according to many men) or can be performed poorly (according to many more women). Don't worry for our vaginal owning friends who are travelling alone on Cake and Cunnilingus Day! We have listed a number of sexy toy options below.

THREE CUNNILINGUS TIPS TO KEEPS THEM COMING BACK

It is time for us to delve into the delicious stuff, even though I am still concerned about you completing the cake. Cunnilingus is a highly skilled art that requires extensive practice and passion to achieve (almost) perfection. Consider the sex bible from American Pie, where generations of teenage boys have taught each other how to get a girl off. Despite its apparent simplicity, there are many creative ways to treat your partner.

These three pointers should help you out.

1. Be attentive to your partner's needs and allow them to correct you if necessary.

The most important cunnilingus tip (and overall sex tip) we can give is to listen to what your partner really wants. Sometimes it can be difficult to talk about such issues, but listening and being open are the most important cunnilingus tips we can give. In fact, many women (if not most) require clitoral stimulation in order to attain orgasm, so take note!

2. Enjoy the moment and take your time

What's stopping you from enjoying going down on your partner? Spend some time learning and practicing the basics, and take things slow. Build up the anticipation by teasing her and kissing other areas of their body, and gradually progress to the pivotal moment. After all, it is about the journey, not just the destination. If they prefer to arrive there immediately, there is nothing wrong with that either. If you would like to up the ante, Angel's Secret has the black furry handcuffs. That will certainly add some drama. Or perhaps add a mask so they don't see what is coming.

3. Make your accessories stand out!

We already kind of touched on this above, but there are many more accessories to discuss. Toys and other accessories can spice up the bedroom and also make oral pleasure much more enjoyable! There are a lot of options available, from using dildos and flavored lubes to whipped cream or frosting. In the event you are riding alone, you may choose to take matters into your own hands or use one of our clitoral suction vibrators or an actual tongue-like clitoral stimulator.

ANGEL'S SECRET WILL MAKE CUNNILINGUS DAY EXTRA SPECIAL!

Take advantage of April 14th and surprise your partner with a gift that gives them a feeling of royalty - along with some tasty cake. You can take National Cunnilingus Day to the next level by browsing our selection of sexy, fun-filled products, from lingerie to g-spot vibrators, while you plan out the perfect National Cunnilingus Day. Please feel free to contact us with any questions you may have. Shop our collection today!